Examples
Below are extracts from some recent examples that we have created for our clients.
Best Man: Craig
Groom: David, a kindergarten friend and work colleague.
"David was always keen to make sure that he found the right woman. So he searched where all true romantics do. The Internet! But not just any website. Oh no. Dating websites would be too easy. And with chat rooms, well, let's be honest, you never know who you're actually chatting with.
So David made the intelligent choice and went straight to the heart of real romance. ‘MySpace'. The online playground of teenage girls and twentysomething, garage band virgins. Exactly who David was looking to meet is beyond me."
Best Man: Chris
Groom: Ian, an IT specialist and friend from High School.
"Fired by Wal-Mart, Ian went back to college to do an IT course. I've actually got his notes from that class.
(Hold up Folder)
Lesson 1 – "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"
(Turn the page but then close the folder.)
It was an extensive course, for sure. And more than enough to kick start Ian in his new career."
Best Man: Mike
Groom: Michael, a Prison Guard and friend from High School.
"When we were at school, it was like Michael was deliberately trying to make sure that no woman ever wanted him. He designed himself according to the Virgin's book of fashion with a mullet and a rat tale. When he got older he got rid of them, thank God, but then he replaced them with a Goatee, the favorite accessory of stalkers.
(Pause)
For the last few years, Michael has been working as a prison guard at Framingham State Prison. An all female prison. At first, I was a little worried about this, but I think it has been good for Michael. It's given him a different perspective on women.
I suppose it would have to, when you're watching them all shower together. Hell, throw a couple of cheerleaders in there and you've got every man's perfect day"
Best Man: Thomas
Groom: Matt, a Tattoo artist.
"Matt once told me that he always wanted to tattoo his wife's name on his manhood. He used to really like a girl called Anastasia, but at ten letters, there was just no way it was going to fit. You can imagine how happy he was when he met Sara. Four letters. That's a wife."
Best Man: Mike
Groom: Chris, his twin brother
"It's funny watching your twin brother get married. It's like getting a preview of your own wedding. I'll be honest with you, I thought I was going to look more handsome. At least my wife looked good."
Best Man: Kyle
Groom: Nathan, his brother and collector of Star Wars Memorabilia
"I don't know which Star Wars character Nathan is most like. I think we all know it's not Chewbacca. I mean, he's tall enough, but I assume that even a new-born wookiee has more facial hair than Nathan.
It could be Han Solo. By marrying Crystal he's certainly going to play out his own Princess Leia fantasy. Once she's slipped into the gold bikini and he takes off his suit then…. I've got it! Just imagining Nathan naked for a moment I've worked it out. He's Jabba the Hut."
